unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via nopityfor-a-coward)

Family: treats you like shit
Family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
Family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
Family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
Family: is completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get away as far as possible

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

(via pizza)


cakelesscrystal:

That moment when you realize this week is Minecraft Episode 100.image

literally me

(via knightjockey)

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
pulsez:

 
ariana look
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